This has been floating around for a while now but I’ve only just watched it. My God. This is a travesty of the highest order. Luckily, YouTube user Pikawil64 has offered this handy transcript so you can understand what is being said. Press play on the video and read along!
“A junker Happy Meal crime! Our McDonald’s says Sega Game Slime!
TALES SUCKER
SONIC SKATES BORED
ROGUE AND AMY DENNIS
CREAM BUTT FLOBBER CATCH
SHADOW BASKETTBAR
NUCKLES BESSBAL
Cheeseburger pill killing! Hoogala, I’m a vagina! Hot sauce with a bit of flying! Soroccho, the Happy Meal kind!
Jonah, jonah, McDonald’s says: SEGA GAME SLIME!”
[Source: SFGHQ Forums]
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